What kind of tea did honest Abe Lincoln drink? Honest-tea!

Food jokes

Feb 16

Written By Brian Vanaski

Drawing of a tea bag that looks like Abe Lincoln

This Presidents Day joke is honestly very funny. Also a funny Tea joke.

Other Presidents Day jokes you may also like

Featured

What kind of tea did honest Abe Lincoln drink? Honest-tea!

What kind of tea did honest Abe Lincoln drink? Honest-tea!

What do you call George Washington’s false teeth? Presidentures!

What do you call George Washington’s false teeth? Presidentures!

What’s Michelle Obama’s favorite vegetable? Barackoli!

What’s Michelle Obama’s favorite vegetable? Barackoli!

What do you call a hamster with a top hat? Abrahamster Lincoln!

What do you call a hamster with a top hat? Abrahamster Lincoln!

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom!

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom!

What would you get if you crossed a vegetable with our first president? George Squashington!

What would you get if you crossed a vegetable with our first president? George Squashington!

What would you get if you crossed an ape with the sixteenth U.S. president? Ape Lincoln!

What would you get if you crossed an ape with the sixteenth U.S. president? Ape Lincoln!

What rock group has four men who don’t sing? Mount Rushmore!

What rock group has four men who don’t sing? Mount Rushmore!

Where did George Washington buy his hatchet? At the chopping mall!

Where did George Washington buy his hatchet? At the chopping mall!

What kind of tea do presidents drink? Liber-tea!

What kind of tea do presidents drink? Liber-tea!

Dad jokesClean jokesKids jokesTea jokesPresident jokes

Top 10 Funny Presidents Day Jokes - Vol 1

What do you call George Washington’s false teeth? Presidentures!