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Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!

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What do gingerbread men sleep on? Cookie sheets!

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice Crispies!

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Why did the pumpkin pie go to school? Because it wanted to get a little slice of education!

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾😁

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What did the pumpkin pie say to the detective? "Good luck finding a clue in all this whipped cream!"

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Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!

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Why don't coffee cups work on Fridays? Because they've been mugging all week and need a break!

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What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate in his fur? A chocolate chip Wookiee!

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Why did the Irish potato go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!

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Why did the leprechaun turn down a bowl of soup? He already had a pot of gold!

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When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato? When it’s a French fry!

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What kind of tea did honest Abe Lincoln drink? Honest-tea!

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What’s Michelle Obama’s favorite vegetable? Barackoli!

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What would you get if you crossed a vegetable with our first president? George Squashington!

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What kind of tea do presidents drink? Liber-tea!

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What did one slice of pizza say to the other slice of pizza on Valentine’s day? You've stolen a pizza my heart!

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What did one piece of bread say to the other piece of bread on Valentine’s day? You're the loaf of my life!

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What did one cheese say to the other cheese on Valentine’s day? Will you brie mine?

Learn funny dad jokes you can tell your kids

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Cheesy Pizza Dad Jokes

Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose!

What do gingerbread men sleep on? Cookie sheets!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Ice Crispies!

Why did the pumpkin pie go to school? Because it wanted to get a little slice of education!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾😁

What did the pumpkin pie say to the detective? "Good luck finding a clue in all this whipped cream!"

Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!

Why don't coffee cups work on Fridays? Because they've been mugging all week and need a break!

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate in his fur? A chocolate chip Wookiee!

Why did the Irish potato go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!

Why did the leprechaun turn down a bowl of soup? He already had a pot of gold!

When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato? When it’s a French fry!

What kind of tea did honest Abe Lincoln drink? Honest-tea!

What’s Michelle Obama’s favorite vegetable? Barackoli!

What would you get if you crossed a vegetable with our first president? George Squashington!

What kind of tea do presidents drink? Liber-tea!

What did one slice of pizza say to the other slice of pizza on Valentine’s day? You've stolen a pizza my heart!

What did one piece of bread say to the other piece of bread on Valentine’s day? You're the loaf of my life!

What did one cheese say to the other cheese on Valentine’s day? Will you brie mine?

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