What did the butter say to the toast? You're my butter half!
Written By Brian Vanaski
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This is the funniest Valentine's Day joke since sliced bread. I don't mean to spread it on to think, but this food joke will have you melting with laughter.
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What did one slice of pizza say to the other slice of pizza on Valentine’s day? You've stolen a pizza my heart!