What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree? Nice gnawing you!

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Nov 28

Written By Brian Vanaski

Drawing of a beaver gnawing a Christmas tree

This tree-mendous Christmas tree joke will light up your Holidays. Funny Christmas joke.

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