Top 10 Funny Christmas Jokes - December 2020

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Here are the top 10 funniest Christmas jokes that will have the whole family saying "ho ho ho"!

These holly jolly jokes are guaranteed to spread holiday cheer and will have you laughing until New Years'. 

Each month I compile the top 10 jokes from our Learn Funny Jokes Instagram page and share them here for you to learn.


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What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!

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Which cooking seasoning is the most festive?
Christmas Thyme!

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What do fish sing during winter?
Christmas corals!

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What’s covered in tinsel and goes ribbit-ribbit?
A mistle-toad!

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What do you call a snow person with a six-pack?
Abdominal Snowman!

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What do reindeers use to decorate their Christmas trees?
Hornaments!

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Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?
Because he went down in history!

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What do you call a dog who loves Christmas?
Feliz Navidog!

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Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll!

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What do gingerbread men sleep on?
Cookie sheets!

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Which dinosaur loves Christmas the most?
Tree Rex!

Drawing of a T Rex decorated like a Christmas tree. Tree Rex

How you can tell that Santa is real?
You can always sense his presents!

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There you have it! The top 10 funniest Christmas jokes, Christmas Dad jokes, and Christmas kids jokes for December 2020.

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