Top 10 Funny Animal Jokes for Kids

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Here are the top 10 funny animal jokes for kids!

You'll go bananas for these funny animal jokes for children. If you are looking for zoo animal jokes for kids, farm animal jokes for kids, animal joke one-liners, or hilarious animal puns, you are in the right place. This funny kids joke video has pig jokes, monkey jokes, alligator jokes, bird jokes, fish jokes, and dog jokes. 

Here are all the jokes we will learn today!


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What do you call a pig that does karate?
A Pork Chop!

Drawing of a pig doing karate with the caption “What do you call a pig that does karate? A Pork Chop!”

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can count on!

Drawing of a dog that looks like a calculator with the caption “What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator? A friend you can count on!”

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What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Something catchy!

Drawing of a musical fish with the caption “What kind of music should you listen to while fishing? Something catchy!”

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What do you call birds who stick together?
Vel-crows!

Drawing of two crows stuck together with the caption “What do you call birds who stick together? Vel-crows!”

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‪What do you call a magician’s dog? ‬
‪A Labracadabrador!‬

Drawing of a magical dog with the caption “What do you call a magician’s dog? ‬A Labracadabrador!‬”

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What do clams like to do on their birthdays?
Shell-ebrate!

Drawing of a clam with a birthday hat with the caption “What do clams like to do on their birthdays? Shell-ebrate!”

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!

Drawing of an alligator in a vest with the caption “What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!”

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Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun!

Drawing of bacon with the caption “Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the sun!”

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What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Hoppy Birthday!

Drawing of a bunny on its birthday with the caption “What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!”

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What do you call a winning monkey?
A Chimpion!

Drawing of a winning monkey with the caption “What do you call a winning monkey? A Chimpion!”

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