Funny Valentine's Day Jokes - Volume 1
We have 10 funny Valentine's Day Jokes to tell your sweetheart this year. These jokes will have your loved ones melting with laughter. These jokes make for the perfect Valentine’s Day Card because everyone loves someone who can make them laugh.
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?
I’m stuck on you!
How does cupid deliver Valentine’s all over the world?
On an arrow-plane!
What did one olive say to another on Valentine’s Day?
Olive you!
What did the butter say to the toast?
You’re my butter half!
What kind of Valentine’s Day candy is never on time?
Choc-LATE!
Where did the hamburger take their Valentine on a date?
To the meatball!
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
Why didn't the skeleton send Valentine's Day cards?
His heart wasn't in it!
What did one bee say to the other?
I love bee-ing with you!
What did one lightbulb say to another?
I love you, watts and watts!
There you have it, funny Valentine's Day Jokes to tell your sweetheart this year.
